The Boat Competition
Earlier in the trip I had joined a team in the 'build your own boat' competition. Now it was time for the float-off.
The challenge was to build a boat not longer than 3 feet or higher than 2 that would survive a tsunami in the larger pool (a crew member 'bombing' nearby); carry six cans of drink for more than a minute without sinking; and sail the length of the pool, being 'whooshed' along if necessary by a team member, but not touched.
Bob Mason was elected captain and immediately began designing a part raft, part outrigger, rigged with sails resembling those on the local boats. Doug Truscott joined the team. We wanted bamboo but a local guy on Kiriwina suggested 'raintree'. Bob got him to cut around 15 linear metres, mostly of 3cm diameter sticks, with his bush knife (machete).
Two rafts would sit atop the two swimming pool 'noodles' I'd purchased in Brisbane that I estimated had sufficient displacement to carry six cans, together with Bob's superstructure. I'd already cut these in half and bound the four bits in pairs with duct tape - later removed - as twine was more aesthetic.
On Kiriwina we also purchased a couple of locally carved figures as crew for our vessel. My locally purchased figure would be the helmsman.
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The helmsman - incompetent as it turned out
when not steering he was praying - it seldom works
Bob, our major enthusiast, also purchased a lifeboat. Doug had acquired some smaller crew in Brisbane.
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Our entry in the boat building competition
The sails were involuntarily provided by Cunard.
Ours, when finally tested, as it had never been in water, was by far the most seaworthy - and the fastest. It actually sailed away with no encouragement.
Our wives were roped in as a cheer squad (a bit sexist but boys will be boys). Wendy was cameraperson.
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My she was yar!
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The other three teams also built boats that passed all the tests. Apparently that's unusual - some usually sink after being loaded or bombed - much to the delight of the audience.
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Two of our competitors - the one on the left about to be 'bombed' by the guy in the air
Unfortunately on the final race, our boat, well ahead to that point, crashed into the pool ladder near the finish line and the rules precluded Bob pulling it free. He was in the water ready to 'woosh' but our boat sailed off so quickly that he couldn't get there to woosh it away in time.
So we lost by a single point. The final race was worth seven and a half points. We never found out what happened to the half.
But most agreed that we had won 'hands down' so we had to have a couple of drinks to celebrate.